I liked this one.
I can’t be too sure that many more will. I hope you do, but you know, they can’t all be zingers.
Friday Fictioneers, HO!!!
Ain’t no flippin’ way you’re Jesus. That’s bullcrap!
Then why’d you answer? Weren’t you just now asking for some sort of sign; that I’d “call you?”
Well, yeah… but a phone?
Look, the device is obviously defunct. Inoperable. You’re pretty dense Dave, and I had to get through. Plus, I thought you might also enjoy the spectacle of it all.
I have been talking to you your whole life. You get that, right? You just never listened.
So, do I need to perform these asinine tricks anymore?
No, we’re good.
Good. Now hang up and go your wash your hands. That thing is filthy.