I liked this one.
I can’t be too sure that many more will. I hope you do, but you know, they can’t all be zingers.
Friday Fictioneers, HO!!!
Copyright – Danny Bowman
Jesus???
Ain’t no flippin’ way you’re Jesus. That’s bullcrap!
Then why’d you answer? Weren’t you just now asking for some sort of sign; that I’d “call you?”
Well, yeah… but a phone?
Look, the device is obviously defunct. Inoperable. You’re pretty dense Dave, and I had to get through. Plus, I thought you might also enjoy the spectacle of it all.
I suppose…
I have been talking to you your whole life. You get that, right? You just never listened.
Yeah?
Yeah.
…Yeah.
So, do I need to perform these asinine tricks anymore?
No, we’re good.
Good. Now hang up and go your wash your hands. That thing is filthy.
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