She look better now?
What?
You had a few drinks. Does she look better now?
I suppose… maybe a touch?
So, she might be your type?
Maybe? But listen, I’m not really in the…
Oh yeah you are. They ALL are.
Are what?
“In tha market.”
Honestly, I’m really quite…
Happy? Yeah, they all think that too. But that’s only cuz you haven’t met “The One” yet.
I really don’t think that I need…
Oh yeah, you do. You ALL do.
Say… what’s your game anyway? Are you some sort of devil or something?
Devil? I’m no devil chump. I’m freakin’ Cupid.
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Combining the cocktail with the woman seen “through it,” I decided to have just a bit of fun with this week’s Friday Fictioneer prompt, in honor of what is possibly the most non-sensical holiday we have as a species. I hope you enjoyed!