I’ve always wanted to combine two or more prompts into one. I don’t know why, it just seems like all the good, cool writers do this at one point or another.
Well, I finally did it, but not because I’m necessarily good and/or cool. No, it had more to do with my wasting one post this week entirely on pissing and moaning instead (thanks for allowing me to punch the wall for a bit, kids).
So, with that being said, here’s my “mash-up” for both the folks at Friday Fictioneers and Master Class 2013 (whose twist this week included that we end with the prompt, versus starting with it). I hope you enjoy it enough to tell me what I can do better next time, and I hope you decide to jump in on the fun.
A19.
There was something about that damned gate and me. It seemed as if every time our paths crossed, I was sure to have to endure at least some sort of fuckery during my flight. And not the same sort of fuckery that usually occurs.
No, with A19 in the mix, I’d seen passengers die unexpectedly, brawls ensue over in-flight magazine possession, and even once a smoker – after getting trashed on overpriced airline booze – being arrested when we landed, for yanking out the toilet’s smoke alarm.
This last time however, was the kicker. I’ve no idea what happened, but as the plane was landing, it careened out of control, slamming right into the side of the building. The A19 side, of course. The side that I was dawdling in, waiting to board a flight that instead boarded me.
And now here I’m stuck, presumably forever, haunting stupid-ass gate A19. Oh well, maybe that’s the way it’s supposed to be.
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(148 real words, 1 made-up word used twice, 2 dashes, and a sentence.)
This weeks story prompt was brought to you by Judy Blume’s “Tiger Eyes,” musical accompaniment by Mr. Frank Sinatra, of course.
Pretty good. I didn’t expect the way it ended. For a first time prompt-masher, ya did good.
I’m all about the mash, Eric =]
Thanks!
I don’t know why, but I feel like you were angry when you wrote this… I love that sentence “waiting to board a flight that instead boarded me” one of those things that make you say “Sucks to be you!” Wait. What’s you made up word? Not fuckery is it? Not a real word? What’s next, will you tell me there’s no such thing as mermaids?
Marie, the secret is to always be (at least a little) angry.
And sorry, m’dear but “fuckery” (much like my other favorite, “douchery”) is in fact made-up. There are, however, such things as mermaids =)
hi. i’m annoying. i take entries that are over 100 words and whittle them down to 100. i can’t help it. OCD i guess. was a great piece of work though. really enjoyed it.
Thanks Rich, I appreciate the photo and your feedback!
Well, every word we speak was made up at some point so just because you haven’t coined the term in Websters yet doesn’t mean it ain’t real ;) totally loved this, sounded like a real cranky pants griping about his day and then haha oh yeah, he’s dead…
Ha ha ha! Made you say “cranky pants!”
Thanks for the love =)
Oh, man. Tiger Eyes! I’m going to have to find that one again, I think, and try not to cringe. I’ve come to like ghosts better. :-)
=]
You captured the “fun” of flying perfectly. :-) Or not. But I loved this: “waiting to board a flight that instead boarded me.” Nothing worse than being boarded by a flight (not that I speak from personal experience, of course.)
janet
My favorite part, and a last minute, “Hey! What if I just turned this word here…” moment. I’m glad you enjoyed it =)
Have to admit I’m not big on the f-word in whatever form, but I liked the story anyway. :-)
Great voice, funny twist, good work.
Thank you very much =]
“waiting to board a flight that instead boarded me.” –a favorite image , and the voice is excellent in this piece.
Thanks bunches – I’m glad you dug it =)
You did a really good job mixing prompts. I have not been that brave yet.
Thanks! I was really concerned that it wouldn’t work as well as it did. And I hope you find the nerve to mix soon – you would be phenomenal at it!
Thanks! I might just try it…
Cool!
Just don’t try it with 100 Word Song (heard the guy that runs that one is simply tyranical!)
I’ve heard that as well! He’s a little off his rocker. Lol.
So I heard… =)
Just so you know…I’m somewhat eccentric but perfectly sane…sort of…well…
Perfect sanity’s for chumps! =]
Your goodness and coolness are in the mail. Nice Combo… I liked the story with a bizarre ending. Didn’t Shakespeare coin ‘Fuckery’?
Shhh, don’t blow my cover Ted! No one knows I’m a closet Shakesperian =]
That’s cute. Loved the ending.
I’m glad you liked it Shirley =]
Great twist, crisp narrative and loved that line about being boarded. Well done.
Much thanks Sandra! I think you’re the first to ever call my dialogue crisp – I may need to print this and hang it on my wall as a reminder =)
Cool and well told tale of an airport’s miniature Bermuda Triangle. Really enjoyed it…and Sinatra. thanks for both.
Aloha,
Doug
Thanks Doug – I sorta cheated with Sinatra though, don’t you think?
=]
Some would say “That’s Hell”.
Very true, for both the living AND the dead!
Very, very clever! I love the ghostly twist!!
Glad you enjoyed it =)
Thanks for that. It made me smile.
BTW Can I add my nod to Bobby D? Check out the Gerry & The Pacemakers’ version of the BD penned ‘I’ll be There’ – one of my favourites and a hit in the ’60s in UK.
Always down with sharing the BD love, and I’m glad that I could give you a smile =)
sounds like he and gate A19 were made for each other–eternally. Too bad he didn’t come back as a pigeon. I enjoyed the story, t. (Is that Mr. t, or lowercase t, or Mr. lowercase t?)
It’s actually “Ms. Jackson,” but only if you’re nasty. Thanks for reading along =)
I liked it. Very much. The ghost at the end? Perfect. That’s the ultimate fuckery isn’t it? To haunt a place you never wanted to be in the first place.
Thanks Renee. And I hope it’s a concept that’s not real, because if it is, I’ll end up haunting a Chuck e Cheese!
Aw my Gawd t. I’m laughing so hard I hurt.
Just great. I enjoyed reading your combo. Actually I’d like to know more about the ghost now lol! So really well done!
I’m glad you enjoyed it, and no worries, he may just come back around. I seem to have a bad habit of turning dead people posts into running stories =]
Sounds good to me!
Fabulous! Your post is now an official note-to-self: keep at least one eye on the window near the gate at all times… This was very good use of your prompts! And anger is a many-splendored thing!
Ha ha ha, you’re very right about that! I’m going to spend less time looking down next time I’m waiting as well – on the off chance that God’s up there right now, thinking, “So that’s the way you wanna go out now, is it t?” Thanks for popping in again!
What a cool story. Good job combining two prompts. I once combined 3 of them.
Wow – it was hard enough to work two together for me!
So, unless the third prompt is something like “and insert a picture of a cat,” I can’t imagine I’ll ever be able to work that many angles =]
You have the dance with death, and the other side of death “fuckery” (I do love that word hehehhe) woven well through this tale. The perspective of being the one that is dead has become easy for you. I challenge you m’Friend to the next write… show me how you live! :-)
It’ll be damned hard k~, but you’re ON!
Next time I’ll keep everyone alive, and as a result, swears-free =)
(rubs her hands together) ohhh I can hardly wait!
But AFTER Monday’s post, OK? As it was already written before I accepted your challenge, and I think you’ll like in particular =]
Fair enough :-)
For some reason, the tone struck me here as very noir-ish.
Why, thank you very much for that!
Love this! And now after all the trial and tribulation of A19, he’s stuck there. Forever. Good job!
Much thanks! Glad you dug it!
I enjoyed this, t. “Purgatory” is different for everyone I would guess, and for this guy it sounds like he landed in his.
Denmother
Thanks! Let’s hope for his sake, it’s just purgatory, vs something more “permanent” in nature =)
Like the idea that he’ll be “…stuck, presumably forever, haunting stupid-ass gate A19.” Sounds like poetic justice to me.
Indeed! Or, just the sort of fuckery he should have expected, right? Thanks!
really cool piece!
And not the same sort of fuckery that usually occurs. – laughed at that ^^
waiting to board a flight that instead boarded me. – another fave line
the ending’s just awesome — not for the narrator, but for the reader, i mean ^^
I think we all know, the reader always trumps the narrator =)
I’m glad you enjoyed the ride!
I think “fuckery” is a word, and I believe it was first used in Mary Poppins:
“Chim chim-in-ey, chim fuck-e-ry
Chim chim cher-ee!”
Yeah, pretty sure that’s how it goes. Fun story too.
You might be mistaken, Perry. Go back and watch it again. ;)
Perry, I believe your mistaking “Mary Poppins” for “Die Harder.” Don’t feel too bad about it though, it happens all the time to me as well.
Dear T,
What a way to go. What airport was that. I want to be sure not to go there. Some clever imagery and story line.
shalom,
Rochelle
Much thanks Rochelle, and I believe we’ve whittled it down to either Atlanta or Detroit =)
Detroit. I’ve been there for a layover. One of the restrooms was taped off because a body was found in it. Delightful place that.
Ah, the irony of haunting that particular gate. Although, maybe it’s cursed because there are a lot of other ghosts haunting it too? Great story. :)
I was wondering if there was any significance to A19. The closest I got was that “A” is the first letter, so (1)19=119, which is the emergency number in Korea, or the reverse of 911. Or I could be reaching. :)
Thanks David!
And, as I suck with photo prompts, the A19 came about as I was desperately trying to think of something to write for this particular shot. Not seeing much to start me off, I began looking at individual elements, and spied the gate number peeking at me from above the plane. That gave me my first sentence, and it just rolled from there. And no, I didn’t know he was going to die until the very end, when he did =)
Of course, I forgot the gate number was in the picture. That ending was the perfect icing on the cake. Of all the place I’d not want to haunt, an airport is high up on the list.
enjoyed this one:) a good job
Much thanks =)
To be stuck an eternety at an airport is a recurring nightmare… Or wait, I think that was Atlanta. Great story.. :-)
We would have also accepted “Detroit.” Thanks Björn!
Am Ahhh, Frank. Such pipes that man had!
This was a great intro to a short story, or maybe more. I am curious about A19, too!
Thanks =)
Much like the story itself, Frank just popped into my head at the last minute, and just made for the perfect song selection for today!
(Please see my response to David for the overly worded reasoning behind A19.)
I absolutely love this. Your mashing up of prompts ended fantastically. I think we all have those places that haunt us in one way or another.
Nice twist in the tail/tale. I like the writing style. Just move towards the light and you’ll be fine!
Thank you, and I loved the “tail/tale” take =)
Gate A19 is haunted for sure. I, too, love the “boarded me” line and how the passenger’s now permanently stuck in A19.
I’m glad you liked it Bee – that was my favorite line as well =]
Man! Of all places to get stuck for ever!
Well done!
Thanks Abraham!
The angst works great with this piece. You packed it all in well. I too like the boarded me line and laughed at “fuckery.” Very clever. Now, tell me, was combining prompts as hard as you thought?
Thank you very much, SAM! And, in all honesty, it was pretty tough, but I think a lot had to do with “relinquishing control” over the ending (as in, “dammit, now I have to make the rest of this thing entertaining, seeing as everybody already knows the punchline!”)
That, and as it probably became pretty clear here, I don’t have to many fond memories or ideas about airports, a beautiful sunrise/sunset (how’s that screw your count up, Doug?) be damned!
It gets easier the more you do it. If you are ever in need of a prompt for inspiration let me know. I have tons of resources.
Ha! Loved it!
So glad – thanks Carrie!