“Retire Rich” was emblazoned firmly across the cover of the Fortune magazine I happened upon in the public restroom where I work. I didn’t read the article, in part because it’s a subject I don’t feel I’ll need to be “boning up on” any time soon, and more importantly, because – as I noted previously – it was residing in a public restroom. It’s hard enough for me to actually walk into one, let alone touch anything that happens to be lying about on the stall floor. Directly beneath the headline, there’s an image of a healthy, well-dressed white couple – far too young in appearance to be retired yet, if you ask me – standing on the bow of what appears to be a yacht, overlooking the ocean.
They’re rich. They’re retired. And they’re together. But alone. No one else is in the shot with this couple who’s far too young in appearance to be retired yet. And it bothers me that there isn’t. It bothers me that in the year 2012, we still find ourselves dealing with these snake oil salesmen. You see, I believe that the magazine didn’t just trail up and down the coast in search of a healthy, well-dressed, white, far-too-young-in-appearance-to-be-retired-yet-if-you-ask-me couple. I believe they very specifically chose whom they did, and they then plunked them down in the exact spot needed, to best serve the magazine’s goals. Now I won’t go off about the couple’s race, because I’m certain that Caucasians were only chosen because we seem to work best in seafaring settings. I will however, go off on several other items, but before we move on – a quick digression first:
I said “Caucasian” on purpose. As I for one, am sick and tired of having to be so careful as to what name I use when addressing other races, yet when in regards to us, plain old “white,” still works just fine. For the record, I’m not white – I’m Polish-American. Polish-bald and slightly overweight with a panache for music appreciation-American, if you’re being specific.
OK, back on topic. I was trying to make a link between the magazine and snake oil salesmen because after all these years, there are folk out there still trying to sell us on the idea of eternal youth. Of happiness through wealth. Of – well – apparently owning the damned ocean’s view, by mere fact of financial independence. I mean, what gives? I’m no Rockefeller, and I’m still allowed to take a peek at the ocean if I want. True, I can’t do it from the bow of a yacht, but it’s still there for me. And that I guess, is the part of the cover that bothers me most. Had the couple been trapped in the surroundings of wealth one normally associates with the stinkin’ rich, I think I would have felt better (or at least not noticed as much) about their being far too young in appearance to be retired yet. But with the ocean setting, it almost seems as if the magazine is saying that the wealthy are freer than the rest of us. Freer than us poor working stiff-types. Free enough to take ownership of what is free already. And that sort of pisses me off. Not because it’s a lie, but because it’s simply not true.
You see, I believe “freedom” is a lot like “wealth,” in that both are concepts very subjective to the beholder. While I can acknowledge that the rich have more goods and products, I can’t see whereas that makes them wealthier than I. And while they may have more time to spend with these goods and products, I can’t see where that then equates to true freedom. To me, true freedom doesn’t have a price tag, but true freedom does cost you everything you own. I know, I’m starting to make less and less sense – right? Let’s see if this works to help clear things up – being able to spend a week in Disneyland, while providing me with a certain amount of freedom, doesn’t make me free. Eventually I must return from my momentary freedom, and work to save up for the next time. Conversely, volunteering with the Peace Corps most assuredly removes every shred of freedom you may have previously enjoyed, but at the same time, it frees you wholly from the existence the rest of us find ourselves trapped in. And not only that, it betters you – frees you to accomplish even more. The time you spend away from worrying about “retiring rich,” allows you to come back a much richer person in the balance. One who will be glad to forego retirement altogether, to focus instead on the pursuit of Life.
Now, I’m not saying that I have ever volunteered for the Peace Corps (or have been to Disneyland for that matter), but I feel as if I have tried to use the opportunities provided to me in my time, to carry on with that sort of a spirit. As I’ve told my children – when I die, God is going to have a LOT of questions for me, but how much money I made is not gonna be one of them. I truly believe that (both parts, by the by), and I wish more people felt the same. I wish that those rich couples would stop staring at the damned ocean from the safety of their yacht and jump in with the rest of us. There’s a lot we could accomplish if we did so collectively. But apart, all that results is a small few on yachts, and the rest of us treading water. Building their yachts for them, as they sail along carefree, right over us.
So, is this just a poor person rant against the rich? Could be, I suppose. But I hope it’s not, and hope even more so that it is not perceived in that vein. I would never tell a rich person to give to the poor what they have worked “so hard” for. But I would invite the rich to stop working so hard for only themselves. It is that very ideology that drives us ever onward to tearing ourselves apart as a species. The very thing that ensures that we will never reach our full potential.
OK, I guess I’m done now, but I do feel as if before I clamber down from my soapbox that I should mention – hey you people living on welfare? You know, the ones who do it just to avoid having to actually work for a living? Yeah, that goes for you too. Let’s all work together, stop making yachts, and start making room at the ocean side for everyone to catch a glimpse, OK? I promise that if we do, then we can all retire rich.
t we are rich in that we are loved and we have passion. Screw wealth of money. I’d rather have the love of family, friends and myself before money. That makes me richer than any amount of money in my hand. Good post my dear.
Thanks =)
Too bad that the money is needed to help feed those loved ones we’re surrounded by!
That’s for sure. Wink, wink. Who knows, maybe some day this writing thing will pay off. ;-)
When I retired, my boss who was way younger than me worried if I would have enough to retire on (his lifestyle being more expensive than mine). That tell you something. I retired anyway. I’m female. Sto Lat!
Good for you! I hope to be able to say the same some day. I won’t, but hey, a boy can have dreams =)
Good for you! I hope to be able to say the same some day. I won’t, but hey, a boy can have dreams =)
OK t totally get what you’re saying…my philosophy is kicking in. As one acquires material objects, they also acquire more responsibility and burdening themselves and hence less freedom. But “retiring” would imply one actually worked and then stopped working. Dollars to donuts the “far too young” couple inherited their wealth and never really worked.
Right-o! Or, the couple is actually just a lie – thrown at us in the hopes of making us believe it can actually happen like this.
But then again, maybe one of them was just a really well paid assassin or something…
You are spot on…”well paid assassin or something…” After seeing that photo wouldn’t you be depressed if you were a poorly paid assassin?
I love how you pointed out that the too-young-to-be-retired couple is alone. That’s so significant. My husband and I looked at the numbers for retirement awhile ago. We hope to retire to the ocean, one day (albeit the often cold and entirely non-tropical one at Canada’s west coast), and we actually might have been able to save enough money to do that in the next five years IF we hadn’t had children, and IF I contracted for private language lessons instead of working as a volunteer. Which is basically like saying I would always have enough water to drink if the sun never shone down and evaporated the rain. Or I would always have enough air to breathe if the wind never blew the leaves from the trees. Ridiculous. When we get to our little piece of ocean (many, many years from now), we fully intend to bring our life (and our reasons for living) right along with us.
I spent my twenties and early 30s being consumed by money and teh chase for it. after my divorce wiped me out, I went the other way.
If people buy my book, and I make enough over paying off our bills, I’m giving the rest to charity. I want Helene Troy;s legacy to mean something.
“If” people buy your book?
You’re a good man Lance, and an awesome writer – I know Helene’s legacy will help many =)
You work in a public restroom? ;). I know greedy people in all walks of life and some rich people are very generous while some are not. The same is true for all people. Work together and lose the greed by all means and for all of us. Angie
Amen! Sadly, I feel too few will hear – well – listen at any rate.