that all three of my children take after C instead of me.
that all three of them are smart enough to realize that this is a good thing.
that while money is tight, food is on the table… and the table is under a roof.
that of all the things that broke this year, the CD player wasn’t one of them.
that C is a much stronger person than most anyone else i know.
that all three of my children still believe in Santa. Or at least do a pretty decent job at pretending…
that i had the pleasure of knowing some people i’ll most likely have to say goodbye to very shortly.
that i got to meet new friends and reconnect with old friends, all while not pissing off too many of my current friends.
that my older brother introduced me to “The Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy”.
that adversity can bring you closer together.
that even without ever meeting a person face-to-face, you can still build a solid and beautiful friendship with them.
that even in the digital age, you can still have pen pals.
that socks – if done correctly – can be so much more than mere footwear.
that two of my three children LOVE The Clash.
that, if asked, my third child will SAY she loves The Clash as well (even though she really doesn’t).
that you’re smart enough not to now ask me “who’s The Clash?”
that my eldest son joined his schools’ Gay Straight Alliance simply because “duh… it’s the right thing to do, daddy…!”
that adversity can make you stronger.
that while footy-pajamas are only made for children, the largest size available is still big enough for a small adult to fit in to.
that someone had the good sense to give the world Godzilla movies.
that the bulk of my problems are more imagined than real.
that someone invented a machine that – through the use of little red squiggly lines – tells us when we misspell something.
that at least SOME people realize that that is what those red lines are there for.
that i have JUST ENOUGH hair left that no matter what i do with it, it inevitably looks like a comb-over.
that the last time i lit candles, i actually had to go hunting around for a lighter instead of just reaching into my pocket.
that not ALL booze is “top shelf”.
that i no longer have to be burdened with being the tallest member of the family.
that someone had the good sense to stuff bread crumbs into the cavity of turkeys.
that it will be a very long time before computer-generated “customer care” phone answering services have the ability take over the world.
that Jesus gives me only what i need, instead of what i deserve.
that i had the good fortune of stumbling into this community, and that you are willing to share my somewhat disjointed and quite-oft poorly written world with me. The fact that you do means more to me than you’ll ever know – Thanks!